Gergis

A massive stick of butter used to fight off dangerous koala bears.

Norby (look that up here) - Thank goodness I had my trusty gergis at hand! Otherwise I would have been a gonner.

Nim-Nimz - WOOKiE!

by Gorgie McButter April 1, 2003

Gergis

N: a person with only nine toenails, more often than not a Crosby, Stills, and Nash fan.

Wow, that is a gergis if i ever saw one.

Damn look at that gergis.

by Butch April 1, 2003

Gergis

1) A ridiculously overweight walrus who loves to grind Oat Bran into his abdomen.

I wish I knew where to look for the mythical gergises.

by Rusty Mcshlates April 1, 2003

gergy

A noun used when referring to a person who looks like an ugly fish. The word can also be used to describe somebody who is obese or someone who has low amounts of muscle. At the same time, the word can mean someone who is below average intelligence.

Look at that gergy over there, he looks like such a loser!

by heythere321 April 23, 2021

gergis

Adj: good lookin' in some parts of West Virginia, or being able to look through keyholes at the same time.
Synonime: Purdy

If my Aunt didn't have a mustache shed be Gergis.
Boy my sister sure is Gergis, cept for the mustache.

by tineekwa April 5, 2003

gergis

1) A 300+ pound woman who shouts hamburgers out of her bosoms of love.
2)Shriviled up grandpa flabs which have been rubbed down with a mixture of natural oils and ground-up Special K cereal.

1)I hate going over your house 'cause your mom is a mean old gergis.
2)One time an old granps showed some girl his gergi (plural), she died.

by Special Kiddy April 1, 2003

gergis

someone who doesn't sweat much for a fat girl.

She don't sweat much for a fat girl.

by tineekwa April 5, 2003