An intense feeling of exhaustion, which leads to irrational acts of stupidity, such as sticking a giant cucumber in your pants and standing in the middle of a highway. Symptoms include fits of bizzare laughter, extreme muscle fatigue,and loss of all mental capabilities. Causes include, but are not limited to: heavy farm work, long distance running, hanging out with your friends for too long. WARNING: if you or your friends are experiencing "gerbs" quit working, find shade and drink water immediatly, or risk the effects of this terrible ailment.
"Oh dude, shit. Gerbs." or "Geh...ge....gerbs....."-then die a slow death. or just plain old "GEERRRRRRBS"
by Johnwolfman42 September 1, 2006
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A fun kids game in which you take turns throwing at least ten gerbils into a bucket of water and then taking turns bobbing (with your mouth) for the gerbils. The fastest time, in collecting all the gerbils, wins. If any of the gerbils die during a contestants turn, they must receive a kick to the mouth by the player who's turn is after. This game is illegal in 3 countries. It was most recently banned in the UN in March of 2009.
Hey little Johnny, how about a good 'ol gerbing game for your birthday party tomorrow?
by GerbilStroker May 16, 2011
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a twenty dollar marijuana sack.
the officer confiscated a dutch and a gerb, then arrested the suspect for possesion.
by genocide October 9, 2003
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Redundant skin and subcutaneous fat at the lateral aspect of the abdomen. Love handles. Especially when most noticeable from behind. Originally derived from an individual surnamed "Gerber" who exemplified this as his most prominent feature.
Eating all these buffalo wings is going to give me gerbs.

That girl's gerbs are hanging over her pants.
by bm#2 January 2, 2010
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A really annoying person who thinks they know everything about everything. You want to kick the shit out of her because she is SO damn annoying in every aspect of her life.
Geez, J and M, that girl Hallie over there is so annoying; she's such a gerb!
by Marie Christine March 23, 2004
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to take or steel. when you want something to happen but it goes wrong. to be wrong or wack.

ay man you just got straight GERBED!
by Kristen Lee Tell 'em. September 22, 2007
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