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Geppettophile 

A person who has a sexual attraction to puppets
Puppets shouldn't go out after dark for fear of lurking geppettophiles.
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Geppettophile 

Someone who is a closet pedophile who takes their tendencies out on little wooden dolls like Geppetto from Pinocchio but a little wooden boys innocence is taken
Kid: Mommy, why is that man always in his woodshop groaning and moaning?

Mom: stay away darling he is fucking a little wooden boy wishing he was real, that man is a Geppettophile
Geppettophile by Queefburgler April 29, 2021

Geppetophile 

A lonely old man who gets wood from little boys, turning them back into soft flesh after having his joy with them.
I think that guy down the street is a geppetophile. Keep our son away!
Geppetophile by A White June 15, 2006

gippettophile 

And older man who likes 'em young, but masculine
He's such a gippettophile: he wants a REAL boy
gippettophile by newguy May 21, 2008
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026