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Geppettophile 

One who is attracted to, or has sexual relations with a puppet.
Randy, that ventriloquist HAS to be a total Geppettophile.
Geppettophile by daveyhell November 15, 2011
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Geppetophile 

A lonely old man who gets wood from little boys, turning them back into soft flesh after having his joy with them.
I think that guy down the street is a geppetophile. Keep our son away!
Geppetophile by A White June 15, 2006

Geppettophile 

A person who has a sexual attraction to puppets
Puppets shouldn't go out after dark for fear of lurking geppettophiles.

Geppettophile 

Someone who is a closet pedophile who takes their tendencies out on little wooden dolls like Geppetto from Pinocchio but a little wooden boys innocence is taken
Kid: Mommy, why is that man always in his woodshop groaning and moaning?

Mom: stay away darling he is fucking a little wooden boy wishing he was real, that man is a Geppettophile
Geppettophile by Queefburgler April 29, 2021

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026