1 definition by Queefburgler
Someone who is a closet pedophile who takes their tendencies out on little wooden dolls like Geppetto from Pinocchio but a little wooden boys innocence is taken
Kid: Mommy, why is that man always in his woodshop groaning and moaning?
Mom: stay away darling he is fucking a little wooden boy wishing he was real, that man is a Geppettophile
Mom: stay away darling he is fucking a little wooden boy wishing he was real, that man is a Geppettophile
by Queefburgler April 29, 2021