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urban geologist by Stan Smith July 19, 2005
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Geologist
Geologists are 'scientists' with an unnatural obsession with geology (rocks). Often too intelligent to do monotonous sciences like biology, chemistry, or physics, geologists devote their time to mud-worrying, volcano poking, fault finding, bouldering, dust-collecting, and high-risk colouring. One of the main difficulties in communicating with geologists is their belief that a million years is a short amount of time and their heads are harder than rocks. Consequently, such abstract concepts as "Tuesday Morning" and Lunchtime are completely beyond their comprehension.
Geologists in the movies are nothing like the real thing. For example, in a volcanic eruption, or major earthquake, no geologist is going to give a rat's ass about rescuing a dog even if it does belong to the romantic interest's children. He or she will be far more concerned about the mineralogy of the ash falling from the sky, or the viscosity of the lava flow and its movement across the substrate (which may or may not include a village).
There is a considerable, and still growing body of scientific literature that suggests that geologists are in fact the world's first alcohol-based life form.
Geologists in the movies are nothing like the real thing. For example, in a volcanic eruption, or major earthquake, no geologist is going to give a rat's ass about rescuing a dog even if it does belong to the romantic interest's children. He or she will be far more concerned about the mineralogy of the ash falling from the sky, or the viscosity of the lava flow and its movement across the substrate (which may or may not include a village).
There is a considerable, and still growing body of scientific literature that suggests that geologists are in fact the world's first alcohol-based life form.
The geologists were supplied with alchohol (a common strategy to loosen up the cast in reality TV), but the camera crew was surprised to notice that even after drinking gallons of the liquid, the geologists did not change their behavior, and continued talking in an obscure jargonized language about 'bombs', 'breccia,' and 'lahars,' none of which made for good reality TV.
Geologist by AgeTurnipseed October 6, 2009
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geologist
Highly educated individuals who eat rocks.
financial geologist
aka gold digger, it refers to a woman (or man) who "digs for riches" by entering into romantic relationships with ballers, doctors, and lawyers. Such an individual is more interested in your bank account, bling, status, or cocaine than you.
financial geologist by Muxgasm into your Anoose May 3, 2011
Geology
Probably the most useful science that encompasses every other science, math, and engineering. Without it the water you drink would kill you or not be there (groundwater aquifers), the buildings we use would subside/crack/soil compress/liquefy/corrode/fail, just about anything wouldn't exist (what do you think steal, iron, copper, titanium, etc. are mined from?), there wouldn't be oil, natural gas, or coal (the world would stop), we would still think the Earth was 6000 years old, the environment would die, and a bunch of other things you wouldn't even think of would cease.
Genloser
A Generation Loss (By twitch streamer RanbooLive) fan
Made from the abbreviated title : Genloss
Hence “Genlosers” because silly lil horror project go brr in the brain and now we are all losers /j
(I believe it originates/was coined originally from a Twitter gc name of Generation Loss artists)
Made from the abbreviated title : Genloss
Hence “Genlosers” because silly lil horror project go brr in the brain and now we are all losers /j
(I believe it originates/was coined originally from a Twitter gc name of Generation Loss artists)
Oh wow you like Generation Loss?
Yeah, I’m a huge Genloser!
What’s that?
It’s the name for Generation Loss fans, Genloss is a big project being worked on by RanbooLive, I keep up with it a lot.
Oh wow that’s awesome!
Yeah, I’m a huge Genloser!
What’s that?
It’s the name for Generation Loss fans, Genloss is a big project being worked on by RanbooLive, I keep up with it a lot.
Oh wow that’s awesome!
Genloser by Cecilia_0fTh3_Risen December 26, 2022
geologist
Someone who nominally studies rocks, but ACTUALLY studies how pissed, wankered, wasted, rat-arsed, or otherwise drunk they can get, especially when doing fieldwork