3 definitions by notgaymkay
Who is the indie boy?
Has a good looking face
A little skinny
Wears jeans and has colourful shirts
Shy around people who aren't indie
Unnatural hair colour such as yellow or pink
Always uses ":)" on Instagram posts and comments
Plays guitar or bass but can only play simple power chord songs
Loves The Smiths and The Stone Roses, but a little too much as he makes it part of his identity
Thinks Morrissey is a cunt
Lots of female friends
Lowkey insecure in himself
Loves a sesh
Strongbow Dark Fruits
Has like three bucket hats
Goes to gigs AT LEAST once a week
Claims he lowkey punk but only knows the Sex Pistols and Slaves
Part time photographer
Grew up in a lower middle class family on the outskirts of a city
Has a Lil Peep quote on his Instagram bio
Has a love hate relationship with weed as it makes him paranoid
Obsessed about going to the next Reading/Leeds Festival
Can't stop talking about Trainspotting and Pulp Fiction
Has a good looking face
A little skinny
Wears jeans and has colourful shirts
Shy around people who aren't indie
Unnatural hair colour such as yellow or pink
Always uses ":)" on Instagram posts and comments
Plays guitar or bass but can only play simple power chord songs
Loves The Smiths and The Stone Roses, but a little too much as he makes it part of his identity
Thinks Morrissey is a cunt
Lots of female friends
Lowkey insecure in himself
Loves a sesh
Strongbow Dark Fruits
Has like three bucket hats
Goes to gigs AT LEAST once a week
Claims he lowkey punk but only knows the Sex Pistols and Slaves
Part time photographer
Grew up in a lower middle class family on the outskirts of a city
Has a Lil Peep quote on his Instagram bio
Has a love hate relationship with weed as it makes him paranoid
Obsessed about going to the next Reading/Leeds Festival
Can't stop talking about Trainspotting and Pulp Fiction
Sam: You wanna go and see Bloc Party live?
Mike: Nah g, too many indie kids will be there. I can't stand indie boys.
Mike: Nah g, too many indie kids will be there. I can't stand indie boys.
by notgaymkay April 22, 2020
A woman that sleeps with lots of men. Although, the term can be used for a man too, it originated and is more commonly used to describe a woman.
Often, she lacks self-respect, standards, direction, and/or purpose. She's impulsive, morally questionable at times, and tends to cope with the struggles of modern life by indulging in having sex with lots of men, often men she barely knows, which can potentially lead her into dangerous situations. Her body count is often double digits or more.
A woman who is loyal and committed to her partner, and likes to have sex/masturbate/express her sexuality, is NOT a hoe.
A woman who has had long term sexual relationships in the past with a single partner at a time, and doesn't cheat, is NOT a hoe.
A self-respecting, focused, goal driven man, would be very unwise to wife up a hoe.
Men who grew up lacking a strong father figure, are more likely to wife a hoe compared to men who did.
Often, she lacks self-respect, standards, direction, and/or purpose. She's impulsive, morally questionable at times, and tends to cope with the struggles of modern life by indulging in having sex with lots of men, often men she barely knows, which can potentially lead her into dangerous situations. Her body count is often double digits or more.
A woman who is loyal and committed to her partner, and likes to have sex/masturbate/express her sexuality, is NOT a hoe.
A woman who has had long term sexual relationships in the past with a single partner at a time, and doesn't cheat, is NOT a hoe.
A self-respecting, focused, goal driven man, would be very unwise to wife up a hoe.
Men who grew up lacking a strong father figure, are more likely to wife a hoe compared to men who did.
My first kiss was with a hoe. I knew her for only a week, and she was making aggressive moves on me. I was flattered, and she was hot. On the second time I met her, I ended up sleeping with her. It didn't feel right afterwards... I knew instinctively that she was a hoe. Turns out I was right, after I broke things off with her, she was off with another bloke right away, then another, then another... bullet dodged. She was a fuckin' freak in bed though, I really liked that.
I knew this girl from college, she liked me, and expressed her interest in me... me being the very cautious type... over a few months, every now and then... I scanned through her public TikTok and Instagram.
It turned out, she was entertaining many different men, shaking her arse about, doing stupid dances and trends... not only that but I figured out that she was very likely going in and out of many separate short term relationships. My analysis suggested that she's a hoe, and was trying to hide it from me the entire time, alongside her alcohol and cocaine addiction. It turned out that I wasn't special in her eyes... I was just another dick to fuck and another wallet to drain. I'm not that stupid. She had too much time on her hands. I blocked on her on everything and moved on with my life.
I knew this girl from college, she liked me, and expressed her interest in me... me being the very cautious type... over a few months, every now and then... I scanned through her public TikTok and Instagram.
It turned out, she was entertaining many different men, shaking her arse about, doing stupid dances and trends... not only that but I figured out that she was very likely going in and out of many separate short term relationships. My analysis suggested that she's a hoe, and was trying to hide it from me the entire time, alongside her alcohol and cocaine addiction. It turned out that I wasn't special in her eyes... I was just another dick to fuck and another wallet to drain. I'm not that stupid. She had too much time on her hands. I blocked on her on everything and moved on with my life.
by notgaymkay October 4, 2023
Typically working class, white, English tradesmen.
Although not all, many:
- are often (former) alcoholics and drug addicts.
- tend to be contempt or even hostile towards ethnic minorities and as such, socially right wing.
- are dismissive of the arts.
- are heavily tattooed all across the body.
- have very little to low qualifications from formal education.
- don't use correct grammar on social media.
- are very interested in physical sports such as boxing and football.
- frequent the pub.
Although not all, many:
- are often (former) alcoholics and drug addicts.
- tend to be contempt or even hostile towards ethnic minorities and as such, socially right wing.
- are dismissive of the arts.
- are heavily tattooed all across the body.
- have very little to low qualifications from formal education.
- don't use correct grammar on social media.
- are very interested in physical sports such as boxing and football.
- frequent the pub.
*On Facebook*
Geezer 1: hav a look at this fella 👍🏻
Geezer 2: thats wicked m8 new van?
Geezer 1: yer mate its gonna help me business big time. old one was ge.ttin a bit old an shite.
Geezer: Any labourers want a days work tomorrow's scaffolding ??
Geezer 1: hav a look at this fella 👍🏻
Geezer 2: thats wicked m8 new van?
Geezer 1: yer mate its gonna help me business big time. old one was ge.ttin a bit old an shite.
Geezer: Any labourers want a days work tomorrow's scaffolding ??
by notgaymkay October 22, 2022