no geef

no joke, no lie

Sally said "I really like this Tommy guy. He's really attractive." Graham replied "no geef?".

by The O.G. Jerrell February 16, 2017

geef

The expulsion of air from the anus during homosexual anal sex.

I was pounding him up the poop shoot, and he let out a nasty geef.

by sxdavey January 11, 2012

geef

all around nasty or pointless

What the geef!?

by valorchild4 April 13, 2011

geefing

An ecstatic like feeling or an insult about ignorance

Guy1: “Mate this has been geefing!”

Guy2: “What you on about?”
Guy1: “ you’re absolutely geefing mate (said negatively)”

by Standing boi November 16, 2018

beef geef

The perfect way to abbreviate boyfriend and girlfriend.

Girl: “So like, what are we? Are we beef geef or what?”

by VeganMeegan July 2, 2018

geef bed

a completely sexed out bed, usually found at parties and/or in alleys.

you got a geef bed bro!

by pickle ricky November 11, 2018

Queef-Geef

Queef-Geef refers to a gay party in which lesbians pass gas through their vaginas on each other's noses. This is a female ritual to become like sisters.

Hey girl, let's go to the Queef-Geef this weekend.

No thank you. I don't want to breath in your pubes.

by GalPalQueen October 6, 2022