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couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pigs ass 

Referring to someones inability to do something.

Most commonly used to portray someones shit driving ability.
Dude 1: "Let me drive"
Dude 2: "You couldn't drive a greasy stick up a pigs ass"

stick it in easy pull it out greasy 

To have sex, fuck ,screw ect.
look at her? I would like to stick it in easy pull it out greasy.

Stick it in easy pull it out greasy 

To stick your dick in a pussy and after you fuck pull it out with all the cum and pussy juice on it.
I'm gonna stick it in easy pull it out greasy.