While hanging out with friends, secretly get the goat out and then sit on a friend's lap. Used in penis showing game.
Taylor: "Lets go hang out with some females"
Evan: "no, i want to lay on the couch and play call of duty"
Taylor: (with the goat out, and sitting on evan) "THE GLOAT"
Evan: "WTF MAN!?!?! your F'ing nasty!!!"
Evan: "no, i want to lay on the couch and play call of duty"
Taylor: (with the goat out, and sitting on evan) "THE GLOAT"
Evan: "WTF MAN!?!?! your F'ing nasty!!!"
by Taylor20 February 4, 2008
Celebrating an accomplishmet.
People thought the football players were gloating too much by dancing in the end zone after a touchdown, when really they were just happy and wanted the fans to have a good time. They weren't doing it to be arrogant towards an opponent or authority/official.
by The Original Agahnim November 15, 2021
Greatest Legend of All Time. G.L.O.A.T is used an acronym. Evolution of the Goat or Goated. Mainly used for future Hall of Famers or someone whom is known for their craft.
Ted: Ninja is such a goat.
Jack: He is truly going to GLOAT.
Jennifer: Been goat in midst of his gaming career.
Ted: Most certainly will be a GLOAT someday!
Jack: He is truly going to GLOAT.
Jennifer: Been goat in midst of his gaming career.
Ted: Most certainly will be a GLOAT someday!
by Evan Summers April 15, 2020
The emperor/empress was gloating about the loser getting sawn asunder. He/she would eat a meal to celebrate the demise of an enemy, esecially one that was getting cut in half.
by Solid Mantis February 7, 2021
Fretting over a perfect decision that will remove one from an already perfect present. Tends to elicit unfettered gloating once the decision is determined to have been the right choice. Fret-gloating typically appears in social media status posts. Although disguised as fretting, fret-gloating is a double down on bragging.
Allison is fret-gloating in her social media posts again. "Our yearlong vacation to Paris is rapidly approaching just while my garden is looking incredible! Wondering if we're making the right decision?"
by Jambafish September 8, 2013
In woodworker's terminology: to Gloat is to be overly excited about a bargain used tool purchase, or wanting to brag and show off a recently acquired product. To put "Gloat" in your thread title, this is a modest means of warning warning others that they may get jealous over your new tool.
"This is my first tool Gloat" (The poster then shows a picture of a several hundred dollar machine they bought on Craigslist for 80% off the closest resale price)
by SM Creeker March 19, 2009