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Futtered 

To be royally fucked by someone who always creates chaos for no reason. Similar to an unexpected hurricane on a perfectly sunny day. When your expecting a good time and it inexplicably goes to shit. To drink a glass of clear liquid and it turns out to be rubinoff.
I was enjoying our conversation until someone futtered us and brought up that controversial topic. We all went back to our rooms crying.
Futtered by Dick Tip5 July 4, 2021
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fluttered 

That moment you realize you're not on Earth anymore

Synonomns: fried,high,fucked up, dummy, stuck, and faded.
Jimmy just hit the blunt, then he ripped a dab and realized he was fluttered.
fluttered by 420bonghits4jesus March 17, 2016

to be fettered 

To be broken up with by someone who you are not dating.
I just got fettered. That's gotta be worse than being broken up with.
to be fettered by GHSwfu May 19, 2005

All Fattered Up 

Devin got all fattered up and lost his virginity to a fat chick at UNI.
All Fattered Up by Awalk October 13, 2005
A shapely and pleasant looking ass, usually something accompanied by muscular thighs and hips. A gender neutral adjective word though mostly seen on gay gym bunnies. Not to be confused with" Table top ass" "Donk" or "Fattie". Synonyms for Bubble butt, muscle butt, and cake ass.
Shapely gym bunny walls by two guys.

Straight Guy 1: Shit! Did you see that?

Straight Guy 2: Hell yeah, That fattered gym bunny?! I'd hit it. No homo

Guy 1: Dude.......

Booty Bubble butt pass the ass
fattered by Asstothegrass24 September 13, 2016

Buck Futteridge

An individual who is obessed with Anime. "it" also spends hours reaching into "its" father's anu...i mean bucket.
NO 2d GIRLS FOR U BUCK FUTTERIDGE!
Buck Futteridge by Unknown December 20, 2003
Fattered referes to someone overweight who has tired themselves out
Overweight person speaking to someone after exercising " that was a hard session I'm absolutely fattered"
Fattered by Bigbaw5 June 26, 2021
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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