half stiffy

HALF STIFFY means a half erect penis.

As I was soaping myself down in the shower I noticed the p.e teacher was watching with a HALF STIFFY.

by lowdown November 16, 2004

hambone

Southern usa slang for penis.

"I'M goin down south get my HAMBONE boiled,these women uo north done made it spoiled." (FROM BLUES SINGER HAMBONE WILLIE NEWBURN)

by lowdown November 18, 2004

ham shandy

Masturbation,wanking,frigging off,spanking the monkey.

Whenever I am feeling randy
my only recourse is a good HAM SHANDY

by lowdown November 16, 2004

going down south

The performance of oral sex,usually cunnilingus but may also refer to fellatio.

I'M GOING DOWN SOUTH on this one yum yum.

by lowdown November 18, 2004

wrinkly

An elderly person.
An old croc face.
An old fart.
An old aged pensioner.

I was was taking a walk on Budleigh salterton beach the other day and an old WRINKLY stepped out from a beach hut.
He was bollock naked.

by Lowdown November 16, 2004

rodgering

Anal sex,buggeration,bumfuckery.

The vicar gave the choir boy such a RODGERING that the poor boy could not sit down for a week.

by lowdown November 18, 2004

futter

Refers to the sound of slapping against the buttocks during sex.FUTTERING

If you want to earn your bread and butter.
best you learn then how to futter

by lowdown November 16, 2004