by cjhenderson87 July 16, 2010
Literally the greatest rock and roll band of all time. They've been called "The Beatles of post-pandemic West Texas." No one knows what that means they just keep saying it for some reason. They don't even have their own merch yet.
Person 1: Did you hear The Human Fund's newest song?
Person 2: The one about drinking water? Yeah I hated it. It rocks!
Person 1: I know right. They're literally the greatest rock and roll band of all time!
Person 2: The one about drinking water? Yeah I hated it. It rocks!
Person 1: I know right. They're literally the greatest rock and roll band of all time!
by notamemeberofthehumanfund3 December 4, 2022
by EPS February 22, 2018
A discretionary savings account set aside for university undergraduate students exclusively used for the purchasing of contraseptive devises and/or any sexual activities those devises could be used for: condoms, KY jelly, pornographic images of all kinds, whips and chain, stripper-parties, prostitutes, etc. This type of fund is inspired by the law students of Georgetown University, but could be used quite effectively at any institution of higher learning. However, the fund can't be used to buy alcohol since Fluke Funds are entirely fueled by tax-payer contributions. Sexual activities, not excluding orgies, are the only things the account can cover.
"Say, Dude. I'm seeing Cassandra tonight."
"Man, she's a dirty skank! You need rubbers?"
"Nah. I got cash in my Fluke Fund."
"Well, pray they don't break. Your dick will fall off if they do."
"Man, she's a dirty skank! You need rubbers?"
"Nah. I got cash in my Fluke Fund."
"Well, pray they don't break. Your dick will fall off if they do."
by RBKC34 March 8, 2012
noun-the amount of money a guy spends to get and keep a girlfriend. It includes spending money on things such as dates, gifts, and even upping your wardrobe or standard of living to keep her happy. When a guy is single, he can use the money he would normally spend on his girlfriend to justify buying himself expensive gifts or anything else he wants that's normally out of his budget. Since his girlfriend would normally receive the benefit from his money, he doesn't need to feel bad about splurging on himself
"Yo, that's a sick watch Son! How did you afford that?"
"Easy, I took it out of my girlfriend fund since I broke up with mine last week. 'Spend it on me!' You feel me?"
"Easy, I took it out of my girlfriend fund since I broke up with mine last week. 'Spend it on me!' You feel me?"
by Doublestuff March 26, 2013
Shut up about the crowd funding he's telling people to cut him a check and he has a million times more money than I do... And not ME Hym but him him.
Hym "OH JEEZ! YEP! THE CROWD FUNDING! THAT'S THE FUCKING PROBLEM ISN'T IT!? I'M NOT CROWD FUNDING!"
by Hym Iam April 3, 2023
Is some who thinks their ideas are so great every one will buy it ,and thinks of them self as highly educated. They think they have the ability to manipulate others ideas about what they should do in the moment.
Gil is such a Dumb fund. She is trying to head but a donkey, but she couldn't even tie her own shoe laces. And the donkeys already winning.
by mistyc November 27, 2015