Laidies, please stop posting fake status updates that are obviously directed at one person and yet are supposed to solicit or sypathy give a fuckness.
Ex: Wow, thanks A LOT for that thing that you did, im NEVER talking to you again!!!
Give a fuckness level: 0
Ex: Brad told me all about that thing that you did at summer camp, wow skank much!
Thats great for who ever your talking about did something somewhere and this "Brad" guy told you about it but honestly, no one on your friends list gives a fuck
Lazy Fuckness would be referred to as a condition where you are so lazy, you wont do a damn thing; regardless of how important the situation or task may be.
"Im not doing laundry even though I have absolutely nothing to wear besides my moms old Bon Jovi shirt she wore in the 80's, I must be suffering from lazy fuckness"