When someone is on the clock (at work) and they stand around acting busy and actually do nothing.
The supervisor approached the crew of ditch diggers and separated the two who had been leaning on their shovels talking. He said that any more inaction on the job would lead to their dimissal. Stating further, I'll have no fucking the dog on my watch!
by 0verfiend June 26, 2005
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What GW Bush does at the whitehouse.
Good thing he got Rummy to run things, now he can get busy with the dog fucking
by Anonymous September 9, 2003
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(V) When somebody places a cold (or warm)glass on a table without the use of a coaster.

Hey! Stop Fucking the dog, i just got it waxed.
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To do nothing at all, or at least nothing of productive use.
Bill was so hung over at work on monday, and the boss was out. He just sat at his desk and fucked the dog all day
by tx November 25, 2003
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Not doing anything in particular because you have nothing to do or in an attempt to kill time.
The game doesn't start for another hour so I guess I'll just be fucking the dog until then.

My boss is going to be pissed off when he finds out I was fucking the dog all day.
by phreak_1983 January 1, 2006
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1. to waste time doing nothing

2. to make a severe mistake
Don't just stand there and fuck the dog, get going.
by The Return of Light Joker March 18, 2008
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