Definitions by phreak_1983

fucking the dog 

Not doing anything in particular because you have nothing to do or in an attempt to kill time.

The game doesn't start for another hour so I guess I'll just be fucking the dog until then.

My boss is going to be pissed off when he finds out I was fucking the dog all day.

fucking the dog by phreak_1983 January 1, 2006

Dolphin beak 

Pussy lips bulging out of clothing. Usually used when the clothing is blue.

Kara has a nice dolphin beak in that blue thong.

Dolphin beak by phreak_1983 September 17, 2003

Homer 

Another name for pussy lips seen through clothes. Called a "Homer" because if you look at it sideways the lips look like Homer Simpson's mouth

Wow! Did you see her pussy?! That is a Homer!

Homer by phreak_1983 September 17, 2003

Jel 

A stupid organization that tries to convice people to stop smoking.

Did you see that Jel commercial? God damn it was annoying!

Jel by phreak_1983 May 25, 2003