Chinese monkey fuck Is when A a male jumps around like a chinese monkey and shoves his penis in another persons eyeball and then dips his finger in peanut butter and shoves it up the asshole
by Hi firends September 17, 2013
He's been in the bathroom for a long time - I bet there's a monkey fucking a coconut in there, no doubt.
by Hodad Bonedaddy August 4, 2006
1. Someone who dose not pays any attention to what is going on around them.
2. Someone one with no logic or common sense.
2. Someone one with no logic or common sense.
shannon your like a monkey fucking a football.
by houdek May 29, 2008
by Tom Highway October 26, 2007
When a pair of people are having extreme difficulty performing a task. Usually due to the complexity or physical effort of the task involved. Or the inability to get their efforts coordinated enough to complete the task.
Did you see those two trying to get that riding lawnmower off of that pickup truck? They looked like two monkeys fucking a football.
by slipsheet December 13, 2004
Roy pissed me off so bad I was about to go bananas and I told Roy to back off or I as about to monkey fuck your face off!
by mrgconn August 11, 2018
It looks like 2 monkeys fucking a football
by Donevin_is_sex_slave February 19, 2016