Fuck me in the Dick

1. A statement screamed after an event that made you feel as if someone were fucking your dick.

2. Having one’s penis penetrated by another person’s penis.

After grabbing a hot skillet, passing a stone, or having a catheter removed you would say “Fuck me in the Dick!”

Dale fucked me in the dick last night. It was great.

by Uncle Dewy G June 15, 2010

fuck me with an aids dick

The ultimate phrase in describing the most unfuckable situation, or extremely unlucky. A pretty much worthless situation in which the user of the phrase sees it being fucked by an aids dick in comparison with the current issue at hand. Used also in great and furious anger.

In playing CoD 5 bobby has been playing for 6 hours and has never went positive kill death ratio. " Jesus well fuck me with an aids dick"

by rytola April 12, 2014

Fuck me with a stolen dick

What a crappy day. Nothing works, just crap, fuck and everything else I can think of.

Fuck me with a stolen dick.

by Oldnotdead June 05, 2019