Fuck me in the Dick 

1. A statement screamed after an event that made you feel as if someone were fucking your dick.

2. Having one’s penis penetrated by another person’s penis.

After grabbing a hot skillet, passing a stone, or having a catheter removed you would say “Fuck me in the Dick!”

Dale fucked me in the dick last night. It was great.

Fuck me in the Dick by Uncle Dewy G June 15, 2010

Dick me in the fuck hole 

An exclamation used in moments of extreme or repeated failure. Use of this phrase cannot be planned, but must come out spontaneously as a result of frustration. It is used to express ones displeasure at their own failure.

Dick me in the fuck hole, Bloons! I hate this fucking game!

Dick me in the fuck hole by kypbaker November 11, 2009