frozen eddie

the act of deficating into one's palm, being sure not to disturb the long, slender shape of the subject, placing it in a cold place, prefferably a freezer, waiting until the subject is rock solid, then feeding it into the anal entry of your lover (or one-night whore) and having he/she once again deficate the fecal matter out into thy oral entry, creating a split second momentary sensation of unparralled pleasure and bliss, followed by a revolting aftertaste

"pre-made frozen eddies, now availabe in the frozen food section at your local supermarket, from the makers of the klondike bar"

by Gimply August 24, 2003

Frozen Eddy

the act of using a frozen mud rod as a dildo or masturbating device.

I couldn't get it up last night so she had to use the frozen eddy i saved for her later.

by duckarse March 3, 2007

Frozen Eddie

The act of freezing fecal matter and inserting it in someones anus whilst they sleep.

Ross: Ouch man, I woke up with such a sore ass today!
Danny: Your mom probably gave you a Frozen Eddie.
Ross: Man she's such a douche!

by Daniel Lawless November 15, 2006

Frozen Eddie

When you and your friends jack off all over your friends windshield in the dead of winter and it freezes so the reciever has to chisel stiff with his ice scraper.

We gave Susie a frozen Eddie last night when she was at work.

by TF 1976 September 19, 2019