One of the major characters in J.R.R Tolkien
's Lord of the Rings that doesn't deserve half the credit for the destruction of the ring. He does pretty much nothing but get rescued by Samwise Gamgee
after being on verge of death.
If anything, it's Sam who should be the most recognized member of the Fellowship of the Ring. He's the one that kept Frodo alive in the journey, tried to convince Frodo that Gollum
was actually evil, and carried Frodo up to Mt. Doom.
Frodo: *gets stabbed by Nazgul
Sam: OH NUHH MR FRODO!!!
Frodo: *gets poisoned by the huge spider thing and passes out*
Sam: (to the spider thing) OH NO YOU DONT TOUCH HIM
Frodo: *stares at the ring*
Sam: Destroy it Mr Frodo!!
Frodo: No. It's mine. MY PRECIOUS
Gollum: *leaps on Frodo*
Frodo: *puts ring on and turns invisible*
Gollum: *bites Frodo's finger off*
Frodo: HOLY FUUUUUKKKKKK!!!!!
Gollum: *jumps up and down with the ring*
Frodo: *pushes Gollum into the volcano probably more for his lost finger than the destruction of the ring*
Meanwhile, at the gates of Mordor
Either Merry or Pippin or someone else I can't remember who: Frodo did it!!!! *no mention of Sam*
A silly little man with furry toes
-that last bit of poo that wont drop into the toilet
-an annoying little shit that wont let go of the ring
-Are you okay in there?
-Yeah, but I gotta frodo. Come back in like 10 minutes
The act of 'going Frodo'. Usually involves being in a state of paranoia which leads to bouts of anger, delusion and - occasionally - can involve states of nakedness and violence.
'Fuck, he's gone Frodo'
'He's a loose cannon - he went frodo last week and beat the shit outta me'
The act of literally going 'Frodo'. Usually this involves discussing things in terms of their relative level of 'preciousness' constantly and sitting on the roof stripped naked.
Going 'Frodo' is often the result of a particularly stressful life event such as lack of dope or an excess of it.
"Uh oh. He's gone Frodo again."
"Stay away from him, he's liable to go shitting Frodo on you."
Any short young caucasian male with brown curly hair.
"Yes, Frodo, thank you I will have fries with that."
"Honey, Frodo's here with the pizza."
1. When you are addicted to crack
and never seem to let it go until it makes you crazy, idiotic and even a different person, no matter how nice you are.
2. Someone who wants to eagerly destroy their marriage
, whether it'd be a man or a woman. They then might throw off their rings (a la, "Frodo it").
3. Someone who will sacrifice their life for anything, especially to stop evil stuff.
4. A girl who just twirls her fingers around her pussy
when she masturbates, but never really fingers it. Her eyes will roll and she will make strange sounds.
This crack is making me go insane, why did it come to me? I wish it never come to me!
Jenny Frodo'd her husband.
A brave heroic soldier pulled a Frodo Baggins by killing Osama Bin Laden!
I just Frodo'd my pussy today and I had the most awesome orgasm.
The person you blame for anything that goes wrong in life.
*A brick drops on your foot.*
You: Goddamn it Frodo!