by Travis55 December 8, 2011
The generous offer allowing ones genitals to be sucked and/or fucked, freely, without any repercussion or persecution. This is a usual occurrence at most any Walmart, as well as any brothel.
by Beefy Curtains September 25, 2014
A term of endearment protesting the imprisonment of DePaul Student, Aussie the Australian's brother Richard. Later transformed into a phrase of offering by Mookie
"Free Dick!"
by Mookie Mariotti October 12, 2008
exclamation in response to guy's dicks being imprisoned and censored similar to free the nipple but funnier made by (Funzzzies DasFez)
at a protest for free the nipple yells FREE THE DICK
at an LGBT rally Yells FREE THE DICK
Free the nipple male equivalent
at an LGBT rally Yells FREE THE DICK
Free the nipple male equivalent
by FUNZZZIES DASFEZ April 27, 2017
by I like coffee March 31, 2008
When you complain about circumstances in your life that you have complete control over and you walked into the circumstance of your own free will
Mike: They screwed me over at work! I was supposed to go to the animal sale saturday, but they asked if I could come in and I said yes.
Steve: You just put your name on the Free dick sign up sheet
Steve: You just put your name on the Free dick sign up sheet
by Fkdover February 24, 2023
Karen: Hey heard of no nut November? Well get ready for dick free December!
Cathy: Oh man I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend but it was dick free December :(
Cathy: Oh man I wanted to have sex with my boyfriend but it was dick free December :(
by karenthesoccermom November 2, 2019