Frataporting is the act of blacking out after fratting too hard and ending up in a new location upon regaining awareness. It is the only known way to teleport.
Ed: Wtf bro you slept with my gf last night?
Brett: I'm sorry bro I frataported there.
Ed: Oh it's chill then homie fuck yeah
Guys, I need to get to the gym. Lets shotgun 20 beers and frataport there.
Dave: Hey Frank - we're going to dinner in the village for your birthday- wanna come?
Frank: it's not my birthday, f--k you.
Lisa: Dude, that guy has Fragapane Phobia- just leave him alone and we'll all go out for his birthday.