by MiitopiaFanSomethinSomethin May 3, 2021
-WARNING: Read at your own risk. SPOILER ALERT!!-
The Forsaken Fortress is an area in The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker. After you leave from Outset Island with Tetra and her pirate crew, they launch you off to the Fortress. As you're crashing in, you lose your sword. So you're searching throughout the entire fortress, dismantling the light bokoblins and climbing slowly upward. The Forsaken Fortress is also where Link's kidnapped younger sister, Aryll, is being held. As you reach the top, you find your sword. You enter a door and *gasp*! There's Aryll. But before you can save her a giant bird grabs you and takes you to Ganondorf, who throws you back to sea where you later meet the King of Red Lions.
Later in the game, you're back at the Forsaken Fortress, and you're well prepared. You can fight off the bokoblins with your own Master Sword now, and you actually get to save Aryll. Well, the pirates do. They work on taking her back to Outset. As for you, you defeat the giant bird and meet with Ganondorf. He talks a bit and then Link tries to fight him off with the Master Sword that he acquired before returning to the Fortress. But the power to repel evil has faded away from the sword, and you get shocked by Ganondorf. Tetra comes to assist you. But Ganondorf accuses her of being Zelda. Tetra tells you to pull yourself together, being that you got shocked and all, and then she gets snatched by Ganondorf! You're still trying to pull yourself together when Quill and Prince Komali grab you and Tetra and take you both to the King of Red Lions.
The Forsaken Fortress is an area in The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker. After you leave from Outset Island with Tetra and her pirate crew, they launch you off to the Fortress. As you're crashing in, you lose your sword. So you're searching throughout the entire fortress, dismantling the light bokoblins and climbing slowly upward. The Forsaken Fortress is also where Link's kidnapped younger sister, Aryll, is being held. As you reach the top, you find your sword. You enter a door and *gasp*! There's Aryll. But before you can save her a giant bird grabs you and takes you to Ganondorf, who throws you back to sea where you later meet the King of Red Lions.
Later in the game, you're back at the Forsaken Fortress, and you're well prepared. You can fight off the bokoblins with your own Master Sword now, and you actually get to save Aryll. Well, the pirates do. They work on taking her back to Outset. As for you, you defeat the giant bird and meet with Ganondorf. He talks a bit and then Link tries to fight him off with the Master Sword that he acquired before returning to the Fortress. But the power to repel evil has faded away from the sword, and you get shocked by Ganondorf. Tetra comes to assist you. But Ganondorf accuses her of being Zelda. Tetra tells you to pull yourself together, being that you got shocked and all, and then she gets snatched by Ganondorf! You're still trying to pull yourself together when Quill and Prince Komali grab you and Tetra and take you both to the King of Red Lions.
by TheNewWindWaker March 24, 2009
When a man's penis is fully erect and the foreskin still hangs off the dick end. Usually caused by excessive tugging of the foreskin or from having too many boys chew on it like bubble gum.
Son: "Dad? Why does your bald burrito look like shit?"
Dad: "Well you see son, I have a Foreskin Fortress!"
Son: "When I grow up, will I have a foreskin fortress?"
Dad: "Shut the fuck up son, and keep chewing your bubble gum!"
Dad: "Well you see son, I have a Foreskin Fortress!"
Son: "When I grow up, will I have a foreskin fortress?"
Dad: "Shut the fuck up son, and keep chewing your bubble gum!"
by the dismal paloosie July 8, 2010
Dude 1- Man I'm so beat!
Dude 2- Let's go hang with Superman in the Fortress of Solidude yo!
Dude 2- Sweet
Dude 2- Let's go hang with Superman in the Fortress of Solidude yo!
Dude 2- Sweet
by Bowlesthepopsicle August 3, 2014
Constructed in the early 70's, origionally planned as a mining facility for extracting Rontonium. Later converted into a evil hideout of the one known as Ron Witkowski
by Liquid April 27, 2003
A free Half-Life 2 mod created to be a source version of TFC. Has a player base of about 8 people, most of which are typical 100lb virgin nerds that play obscure HL2 mods like its a profession and/or sociopaths.
There are only 1-2 active servers at any given time. One of these servers is an OvD pickup. 95% of the time this server is full of lonely virgins and dev's who masturbate to each others KDR's. They also spend way too much time in an IRC channel that eerily resembles that of an AOL homosexual dating chat for middle-aged men.
This game is fun if you know what you are doing, but don't actually expect to play this game because:
1. You are already banned from the only active server(Old Timers).
2. If you do find an active server, the three players in it will be playing some obscure conc map, so they can suck each others e-peens(you can't conc anyway).
3. If for any reason statements 1 and 2 do not apply, and you find yourself actually playing Fortress Forever, you will be pwned off of the game by the: "pro's", racists, sociopaths, lack of updates, and/or Scuzzy.
There are only 1-2 active servers at any given time. One of these servers is an OvD pickup. 95% of the time this server is full of lonely virgins and dev's who masturbate to each others KDR's. They also spend way too much time in an IRC channel that eerily resembles that of an AOL homosexual dating chat for middle-aged men.
This game is fun if you know what you are doing, but don't actually expect to play this game because:
1. You are already banned from the only active server(Old Timers).
2. If you do find an active server, the three players in it will be playing some obscure conc map, so they can suck each others e-peens(you can't conc anyway).
3. If for any reason statements 1 and 2 do not apply, and you find yourself actually playing Fortress Forever, you will be pwned off of the game by the: "pro's", racists, sociopaths, lack of updates, and/or Scuzzy.
"Last night I played Fortress Forever for the first time in my life, I played as a pyro. This player named Angry Bob started calling me faggot non-stop on his mic. I cried and rage quit for good."
-Typical FF n00b
"Dude, did you see that conc that was awesome I am TOO GOOD."
-Typical FF pro(virgin)
"I was banned from OT for saying hell."
-Typical FF player
-Typical FF n00b
"Dude, did you see that conc that was awesome I am TOO GOOD."
-Typical FF pro(virgin)
"I was banned from OT for saying hell."
-Typical FF player
by wildturkley April 20, 2011
The opposite of a cock block a cock fortress is someone that helps you avoid someone you don't want on your cock
by Schnur November 27, 2008