In the beans

To be in trouble for something mostly trivial.

I'm in the beans with my dad today- I accidentally left the food out all night.

by Xenon32 December 24, 2009

Beaned

When someone has taken way more then the prescribed or normal amount of Xanax or similar benzodiazepines.

“Yo pat did you end up staying over last night after the party?”

Pat: “Na I dipped I was so beaned I woke up today with a new neck tat and in the Walmart bathroom.”

by Bondo69 March 11, 2018

no beans

when u have a lack of beans

"hey bro u got some beans"
"Sorry, no beans"

by lean with it July 10, 2017

bean

Bean is a slang term for the clitoris

"She was flicking her bean all night"

by Div March 9, 2005

Beaning

Something that StorM and co. do in CS:GO.

“I get beaning, beaning! I get beaning, there’s no escaping it”
“And i’m beaning, xanbean, what’s up bro?’
“And i’m naturally xanbeaning, sewbean, what the f*ck is up bro?”

by Adder38 August 27, 2018

beaning

The act of dreaming about things one can never have. Derived from the derogatory term for mexicans ( beaner ) and their tendency to have farfetched fantasies about success.

1)Guy 1: Damn nigga! That poon thinks he can get ass tonight.

Guy 2: SHIITTTT nigga. he needs to stop beaning!

2) Guy 1: That spic be eyeing my car!

Guy 2: aw man. he be beaning.

by A-Men June 10, 2005

Beaning

When a clitoris, preferably as large as a banana is used in place of a penis or phallic object to pleasure a persons orifice - “to bean” or “beaning” is the act.

“Damn, Hayley gave me a sturdy beaning last night”

by Satisfyer-Bro2 February 18, 2021