A food fight, a common staple in numerous low-budget American children films, involves the flinging of various consumable goods, including both food and beverage, across a room. A food fight typically commences with the exchange of various innocuous food items, whereupon a relatively rotund blond-haired child with a buzz cut shall stand upon a table and declare, "FOOD FIGHT!". In the same sense that the unexamined life is not worth living, an undeclared food fight is not worth fighting: an undeclared food fight, or a food fight that is improperly declared, shall typically be viewed as invalid.
Various reputable American children's networks feature food fights exceedingly frequently; it is a relatively uncommon occurrence to view either one such film or five consecutive episodes of such programming without witnessing a food fight of some sort. Unfortunately, numerous recent programs have compromised the genre, featuring declarations by relatively thin persons or even including undeclared food fights, an anathema to those schooled in the true art.
Various reputable American children's networks feature food fights exceedingly frequently; it is a relatively uncommon occurrence to view either one such film or five consecutive episodes of such programming without witnessing a food fight of some sort. Unfortunately, numerous recent programs have compromised the genre, featuring declarations by relatively thin persons or even including undeclared food fights, an anathema to those schooled in the true art.
Joey, feeling rather distraught and dejected, flung his breakfast burrito haphazardly across the room. He realized his mistake when he witnessed said burrito strike another student across the face, whereupon BJ, the school fat kid, stood upon the table and bellowed out in a rich, mellifluous voice, like so many Sirens wooing Odysseus, "FOOD FIGHT!".
by Jimmy Flinders April 29, 2007
1. a fight between school children where the participants throw the food on thier trays at each other
2. any messy and childish fight
2. any messy and childish fight
by Light Joker June 16, 2007
A common phrase that teenagers in Northern Florida use that is referring to "Getting High". This term was made up by SSF&SNK.
by SSF & SNK. April 9, 2009
Mike: So I heard you had a Japanese food fight with Suzanne last night.
Ted: Yeah, it was pretty cool, but now I have a bad taste in my mouth.
Ted: Yeah, it was pretty cool, but now I have a bad taste in my mouth.
by vasdeferens January 23, 2010
While at a fast food joint, go to the bathroom and retrieve unflushed shit. Run into the dining area and throw it at somebody and run away.
by Impure Client October 3, 2009
The ancient art of retrieving contents from a soiled toilet (barehanded) and throwing them at a disliked person across the room.
by Napple1025 March 14, 2016
Where you get a load of shit roll around in it. Then get some more shit and throw it at each other until your both (or all) a brown sticky mess
by Ginger man842 April 4, 2022