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fainting couch feminism 

A common kind of feminism, that sees women as too weak and sensitive for normal adult interaction.

Fainting couch feminists often push for "woman as child"-laws. Trying to redefine rape as "sex a woman regrets" or claiming women can't consent to sex after a couple of drinks is text book fainting couch feminism.
Oh, she's not responsible for her actions? Typical fainting couch feminism.
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Flintering 

Drinking excessively, especially during the week, and staying out until last call. Usually needs to happen more than one consecutive night in order to really count as Flintering, but getting completely blitzed can still qualify. Originates in Ireland.
"Darrach, why do you look so tired? You have a big proposal today!" "Man, I've been Flintering all week. I'm WRECKED!"
Flintering by terminator98 April 16, 2013

Flinter's Finger 

The raw, blistered thumb occuring as a result of excessive attempts to get a lighter to work (oftentimes containing a smidgen of fuel to keep your hopes up). Windy days only magnify the chances of developing Flinter's Finger: The smoker's version of Nintendo Thumb.
"Hey buddy - up for a game of Tecmo?"
"Nah, the last thing I need is Nintendo Thumb on top of this Flinter's Finger."
Flinter's Finger by goldsac October 20, 2008

breath getting fainter 

The immediate reaction of the entire world after seeing GeorgeNotFound in TommyInnit's new vlog. He is just so beautiful and stunning. 404twt can't stop winning.
"GeorgeNotFound is after me. Breath getting fainter. I can see Dream smiling at me." "Breath getting fainter-JAY GOGYSIMP"

Bum Flint 

A very sharp and painful poo
that was a smelly bum flint
Bum Flint by Rizk April 21, 2011