1.'V' The nearly boneless collapse of a young animal, especially a puppy, when they run out of energy after an energetic play session. This is a cross between a flop and a slump.

2. 'N' Someone who performs a similar activity, for example collapsing on a chair or couch after a long day.
The Newfoundland puppy flumped onto the tile floor. After an all night poker party, John was nothing but a flump.
by Mad Doc G March 08, 2009
adj. A portmanteau of "fat" and "plump," usually reserved for describing poultry while it is still alive.
"Damn, yo, dat chick is flump."
by Penile Bleeding April 08, 2012
Noun. A slang name and endearment for an elephant. Often used by kids or by fans of elephants. Can be pluralised to flumps. Can be used in any place where you might use the word elephant instead.
Mum! Look at the flumps over there!
by BarmyBatman May 18, 2016
To spread yourself out and not bother to move again at a sleepover on the floor with desired bedding. Flumping is best performed in a sleeping bag against another body in a sleeping bag and a second body flumping on a sofa with a quilt.
Boz flumped against Roz and Sauron.
'Stop flumping on me - I can't feel my leg!'
by Roz February 15, 2004
A phony baseball metric which is an acronym for Femoral Leverage Under Max Pressure.

Many genius baseball minds within the league use FLUMP, as a way to discern which pitchers which eventually become injured or innefective throughout the course of a season, or a career.

Mike Rizzo, Billy Beane and Rick Peterson are a few FLUMP's largest proponents.

It is the most esoteric of all the sabermetrics to be sure.
Billy Beane did not feel that Bartolo Colon's upcoming free agency would warrant a new extension due to Colon's rapid decline in FLUMP. Lack of femoral leverage results in a lack of dollars offered within the Sabermetrician's inner circle.
by Heinrich138 January 28, 2016
Something that is bad/not cool. It covers much more than just ugly or gross, because it can be used for anything bad.
"Bro, that shirt's flump. Get a new one man."
by BucketTeam23 February 27, 2014
The sound made when clean fine linens, precisely folded, are dropped flat on the floor from about knee height.
I heard a flump and I knew without looking that the maid had brought clean sheets.
by Gludge December 14, 2011
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