Floormouth

A person who consumes food that has been on the floor.

James: Portia just ate that Muesli Bar off of the floor! She's such a floormouth!
Portia: Om nom nom.

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Footmouth

When someone;enigma;etc. says something ridiculous and then regrets it. You can accuse them of being a 'footmouth'.

"Yo bro, why you gotta' be such a footmouth all the time?!"
"Man, sorry, just do that hustlin' all the time..."
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"Footmouth..."

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A name you can call someone who has contracted a fungal infection

"Marcus, Alex and Dom you have footmouth!"

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When the object of affection is so smokin, fire ass hot, you would shagg them on all fours the floor.

Timmy is so beefy he is floorworthy.

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n. a person who would benefit from a foot in their mouth; talks too much.

“Hey, footmouth, you’re talking my ear off.”
“Shut up and quit being a footmouth!”

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A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber

Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”

Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

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(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.

"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"

Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025

Word of the Day on August 2, 2026

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