2 definitions by principessash

Top Definition
A person who consumes food that has been on the floor.
James: Portia just ate that Muesli Bar off of the floor! She's such a floormouth!
Portia: Om nom nom.
by principessash July 05, 2011
A penis that is prone to pre mature ejaculation.
Girl 1: I was with this really hot guy last night.
Girl 2: Did you sleep with him?
Girl 1: Yeah but he prematurely ejaculated so it was over pretty quick.
Girl 2: Oh pity, sounds like he had a Two Minute Noodle.
by principessash August 26, 2009

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