Someone who thinks they're a roadie but has no idea how to handle equipment, so they just stand there and watch the real roadies and maybe move a few cymbals and cords to try to look important.
by hellahecka July 1, 2005
by #fanboy June 26, 2017
by slumpy91 May 20, 2005
by nikki February 21, 2005
A Floaty is a person that has a sexual attraction to jellyfish . as opposed to a Furry , who has a sexual attraction to mammalian creatures .
by Moodeser July 5, 2018
When in a drunken streak of confidence you decide to jizz in a random cup, and your friend picks the cup up, noticing the Floaties, or pieces of cum floating above the surface of the beer
by Slymer July 28, 2018
by Slymer July 28, 2018