Floatie 

A flat white coffeee with oat milk.

Can I please order a floatie?

Floatie by NZ Floatie January 8, 2022

floatie 

a turd that keeps a-spinnin and won't go down, it stays afloat

I broke up with her after 18 months because she left a floatie in the john. Other than that everything was great.

floatie by Tha_Cuddla April 23, 2004

Floatie 

An erection or hard on! When a mans penis is erect or hard. His penis may be used to keep the woman afloat if they were having sex whilst in the water.

Damn i woke up with a floatie this morning.
I had a floatie in my pants.

Floatie by Cassandra C December 28, 2005

floatie 

that feelin u get inside when u see the person u love

i saw my boyfriend and i went all floatie.

floatie by slumpy91 May 21, 2005

Floatie 

The act of fellatio (oral stimulation of the male sex organ) being performed while on the open water (fresh or salt).

Holy mofo, that chick can really suck the meat! She gives one hell of a “floatie”!!!

Floatie by Sik Bastid July 23, 2022

Corn floatie 

The grossness that is corn or any other whole vegetables or items, eaten and then pooped out whole, that float in the toilet water seperate from the poop.

I looked back and down and there was a corn floatie in my poop water.

Corn floatie by Babyquigly November 24, 2017

National Floatie Day 

september 19 is national floatie day grab your floaters and jump in the pool bitches

"Hey did you hear it's national floatie day?"

National Floatie Day by Ello lauv September 8, 2020