Game where feaces is pushed out of anus as far a possible before 'sucking' it back in. The winner is the person who can get the 'turtle's head' out the furthest without decapitating it. The losers have to find a shower quickly.
Lets have a game of Fletch.
by Louis69 December 7, 2007
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To fletch someone is to deliberately be unorganised, lazy, carefree and incompetant knowing that you will just delegate the resulting mess to others below you and make them clear it up or solve the problems that occur.

To fletch someone is to royally fuck them over within the work place, creating mass amounts of extra work and stress for that person as you've not been bothered.
I was such a fletch to the whole design department today, I fucked up and just dished the resulting mess to them whilst I went shopping for a rowing machine.
by HelloChris July 30, 2008
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One who disses there friends for a lifestyle of gayness and gay activities. A true butt pirate whose only reason for living is to be a complete asshole and will do whatever it takes to accomplish absolutely nothing. He will do alot of homosexual experimentation to become the ultimate faggot on the planet.
"If you were any gayer you would be Fletch."
"Fletch is so gay, the name Fletch may one day take over the word gay."
by reflexion December 11, 2007
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When you tie a string around a small rodent (usually a gerbil) and let it crawl around in your rectum. Usually performed by gay men.
Those men were fletching with my gerbil!
by Joo February 10, 2004
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to tie a piece of bacon to a piece of string and invite your partener to swallow it. then rut them up the arse, holding onto the piece of string, at the moment of climax pull on the sring, causing your partener to gag and giving you an even tighter hole to bring you off. (probably for homo use only)
when it was my turn to dominate i gave roderick a damn good fletching.
by gusto December 31, 2004
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Anal sex between man/man or man/woman where after the male cums he sucks the sperm out of the others rectum and snowballs with him/her
Justin fletched me last night and my ass still hurts.
by Shannon February 7, 2005
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