Flemmed

To get absolutely paralytic drunk and twatted.

Ahhh mate I’m gonna get absolutely flemmed tonight!!

Mate did you see Ollie last night he was fucking flemmed!

by Shmelldick July 4, 2020

flem

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ting som flem er

by kevkjaer April 30, 2022

flemming

Someone who is not very clever in anyway whatsoever

Can be described as 'Helen is so flemming, what a flemmers!'

by chris toms September 28, 2006

flem

a fat beotch

look at that flem

by hahah March 24, 2004

Flems

A Flems is a noun. You can be a Flems.
You can use Flems after the name "Ems" - Ems Flems.
A Flems is a smol person, very smol person.
She likes Anime a lot, meaning she's a bigass weeb.
She lives mostly of cola zero and gifflar.

She is adorable af and very kind, she likes to dress in pretty dresses, but mostly black. Fifty shades of black. hehe.

woah, Ems Flems is such a weeb - but she's hella cute tho

by iamlaksbackuknow December 12, 2019

flem

when you smoke and your spit goes all thick and horrible so you spit it out or when snot goes into your spit.

i've just had a fat joint so my mouth is full of flem

i've got a cold and i keep sniffing and my mouth is all flemy

by Alex... March 20, 2007

Flem

An insult, meaning the same as tight,deep,out of order. Could also be used instead of fuck.

There is no literal translation, but it basically means anything rude.
Would be mainly considered British Slang.

"Flem you Jenny"
"Don't be so Flem"
"You mother-flemmer"
"This is well flem!"

by buttfudger April 3, 2012