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1. Twatted
1. To be hit on the head by another head or occasionally a fist.
2. To be very, very drunk,
1. "...this chav tried to steal my burger so I twatted him one..."
2. "I was so twatted last night, I still can't see who I'm sleeping with..."
by soozeh Feb 23, 2005 add a video
2. twatted
To be under the influence of particular substances. E.g. Alcohol & drugs
"I was so twatted last night"
by Leanne Apr 2, 2005 add a video
3. twatted
Hit extremely hard / Beat up
I twatted the Ball

They really twatted him
by CiCi Mar 11, 2005 add a video
4. twatted
The passed tense of tweetting, using twitter
Have you ever used the site twitter?

why yes I have twatted.
5. twatted
beaten to a messy pulp
Gladys severely twatted her love rival and left her for dead
by leeny burghers Apr 14, 2003 add a video
6. twatted
This is a British phase and is used in the past tense, it means that one beat-up another, however it is also used to descirbe a single yet dramatic hit.
"This chav was all up in Dean's face, so he twatted him, right between the eyes"
7. twatted
Fucked up.
I smoked so much last night that I was twatted.
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