A debilitating disease where the suffer is endowed with a non-spherical,
flat shape of booty. Named such due to the striking resemblance to a side-by-side pair of pancakes. Flapjack ass can be cured with regular visits to your local
gym, where it's possible to perform enough squats to fashion a round, bouncy booty capable of correctly filling out a pair of jeans. Flapjack ass is most common amongst male members of the
Caucasian race, but there is no solid scientific evidence to conclude it doesn'
t affect the other races as
well. Occasionally present in females, but is much more common in males. When flapjack ass is discovered on a
woman, it's often so rare that your local newspaper may give a cash prize to the lucky photographer who can capture one on camera.