Flap Crap

Hygienically challenged, usually overweight, people can develop a residue of body secretions on their person, typically in compressed areas of the body described as "folds". It can also accumulate in the groin. This filmy substance has a distinct and unpleasant odor. Like crap.

I would go on a date with Tina, but damn she smells like flap crap. I don't want to get that stuff on my hands.

I gave Cortney a lift home, now my whole car smells like flap crap.

Flap Crap by WillieWonka12 January 30, 2010

crap flap 

The small slivers of flesh surounding
a back door/shitter

wow, that girls got one large set of crap flaps

crap flap by sQuick June 25, 2003

Crap Flap 

A world for the buttox and inner areas of the body.

"You take it up the crap flap bro!"

Crap Flap by aledluap September 1, 2009

flap crapper 

a man that derives sexual gratification from defecating on his partner's labia

she discovered colin was a flap crapper when she woke one morning to find she was having intercourse with a gigantic turd

flap crapper by theWestHamfan January 12, 2004