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flanning 

Making plans that one does not intend to keep. It is flake planning. The purpose of flanning is to make it seem to the other person that you like them and want to spend time with them, when in reality you are hoping they cancel first so you don't have to see them.

When two people flan with each other, it becomes a game of chicken, each one waiting for the other to break and cancel first.
Scott bumped into Billy on the street after not seeing him for 3 years. They both enthusiastically agreed to have lunch and play racquetball in the near future, but I think they were both flanning.
flanning by U-dub May 17, 2016
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Flanning 

He was totally flanning me last night.
Flanning by Pannah May 23, 2008

flanning 

Josh is just flanning up in the gunners hatch.
flanning by dramabeats71 October 23, 2011

Fanning His Balls 

Slang term for wasting time, doing nothing, sitting around with no purpose. There is an element of laziness involved also because the insinuation is that the person wasting time is staying comfortable by creating a breeze that wafts over his balls.
Q. Have you seen Frankie?

A. Yeah, he's home fanning his balls.
Fanning His Balls by Joey Paisan January 6, 2010

Flunning 

When your stomach is full after eating a triple burger with extra large fries, but you need to run to catch the last bus.

-Full stomach running.
Try to keep your food in while flunning, Samantha... You can breathe when we get in the tram
Flunning by noritu March 9, 2020

Fart Fanning 

The act of sharing a fart by immediately fanning in the direction of a friend to share the love.
John: ”What are you doing? You better not be fart fanning me.”

Dave: “Just sharing the love dude”

John: “OMG!, what did you eat”?
Fart Fanning by Stealth KC May 5, 2010
(verb) the carrying out of Agile activities; a person who embodies the spirit of franning
"I'll be responsible for franning this week..."
"dude, you are totally franning it!"
franning by mistermiyagi2018 August 16, 2018