One who is known to get the bigger women. Normally pulled the fattest bitches known to man kind. Normally can be found browsing the local lot lizards. And also can be heard from miles away running his Jake brake into the local truck stop. Has a weird fetish for 18 year olds who are willing to suck it for $20.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"