Feeding The Unicorn

an excuse used when the person is to lazy to think of a real one

a sarcastic response to a question

Are you going to come over?
No. I'm feeding the unicorn.

Feeding The Unicorn by chaselc June 18, 2011

Feeding the unicorn

When a woman sucks your dick and milks your prostrate at the same time!

Do you like feeding the unicorn?

Feeding the unicorn by Fukn paul March 11, 2017

Not feeling the unicorn. 

General unhappiness. A feeling that something is not quite right.

"I don't know what's wrong with me today. I'm totally not feeling the unicorn."

Not feeling the unicorn. by Much ado December 2, 2016

Feedin the unicorn 

light weighted girls planning on drinking hard alcohol and getting drunk.

girls that drink little and get drunk quickly on hard alcohol.

Did you see Linda at the party?!" "Yea she was fucking feedin the unicorn.

Feedin the unicorn by colossalblonde November 4, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004