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an excuse used when the person is to lazy to think of a real one

a sarcastic response to a question
Are you going to come over?
No. I'm feeding the unicorn.
by chaselc June 17, 2011
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When a woman sucks your dick and milks your prostrate at the same time!
by Fukn paul March 11, 2017
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