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The most confusing day in Harlem.
Leroy: Mommy, wheres daddy???

Mother: If I knew which one was your father, I swear I would tell you...
by Sexi April 15, 2004
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Anthony-Yo' Bruva, I got all dis mail stuf. Wat duz dat mean?
Jamal-Dam Cuzin', tiday mus be "I be ur daddy day"
by Jonathan December 10, 2003
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a second, peculiar type of Mother's Day for all of the single mothers who also have to be fathers to their children.
Mama said that Mother's Day is a celebration of her natural maternal instincts as a single parent and Father's Day represents the more masculine, paternal qualities she's had to learn since she's had to raise us on her own.
by Virgin Suicides July 08, 2017
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The most confusing day in Harlem
Jamal: Happy Father's day! time for me to pick my daddy out of the hat again! Last year it was Lamar, my principal!
by PoopieNigga September 27, 2003
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A day in memory of, and celebrating fathers.Often overlooked.
Person1:I didn't do anything for father's day.

Person2:Don't worry,nobody does.
by ...............hilo June 18, 2007
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A day made up by card companies to sell more cards in June.
Boss: Right Card sales are low in June we need a new holiday to sell cards... We've already got Mother's Day so lets jump on the equality band wagon and make FATHER'S DAY!!!
echo chamber:Excellent idea sir.
by Jimmy the Pyromaniac April 11, 2009
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Depending on your race/socio-economic class, its a day in June which can be a source of rejoicing or sorrow or confusion.
Special days are to celebrate what is, not what isn't! So take that stupid smile off your face you fockin' bastard! Yo mama' shouldn't have been such a bitch, otherwise she might have been able to baby-trap that sucker!
by dirTsamoan July 02, 2003
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