A person who wears a beard with no mustache like the amish and is heavy and or obese in stature . Much like a beard president abe lincoln wore
My coworker recently shaved his mustache and kept his beard giving him the appearence of a heavy set abe lincoln or a fat abes
by fire brick 2010 August 4, 2011
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Fat asf but thinks he's not
Body fat percentage is 29%
Puts every game of 2k played on snap

Thinks he's fit cause he's on football team

Gets more hype in 2k then does in his football games

Gets friendzoned by every girl

Thinks he has hoes

Doesn't let people eat his food In his household
Stfu you fat abed?
Your and obese bitch
by Fuck tenacious September 11, 2016
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Fat asf but thinks he's not
Body fat percentage is 29%
Puts every game of 2k played on snap

Thinks he's fit cause he's on football team

Gets more hype in 2k then does in his football games

Gets friendzoned by every girl

Thinks he has hoes

Doesn't let people eat his food In his household
Stfu you fat abed?
Your and obese bitch
by Fuck tenacious September 11, 2016
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