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1. Person (namely female) who weighs a substantial amount more than the average human weight for their height. Can usually be characterised by wheezing and panting after traversing more than two stairs consecutively, constant reek of body odour and a profound love of all things food. Usual hang-outs include fast food restaurants like McDonalds, KFC and other fat-slinging retail establishments, and usually rummaging through the bins 'round back when they close. Talents include being able to down a large Family Bucket of the Colonels fried chicken in under nine seconds and being able to absorb cupcakes through the skin via osmosis. Have been known to make entire families homeless due to being able to eat a small third-world country's annual supply of food per week. See also droppie and droptank.
1. 'For the love of God, put down that bucket of lard you Fat Bitch!'
by John Barry July 04, 2006
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a fat bitch is one of them nasty hoes wearing them half shirts up in the club and their gut be hanging out with no shame. They need to stop shaking that stretch mark ass before they get a heart attack.

even them old ass hoes trying to hang out at clubs they need to give that wrinkled pussy a face lift. they still be doing them ancient dances. the fuck you thinking fatbitch??? you need to go and bury yourself to solve your midlife crisis!
The fuck that fat bitch doing? exercising? she need to stop clapping with them burgers in her hands. dang, shes making a mess.
by shs03 December 11, 2004
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something that you dont want to come across... believe me
Dude, look at that fat bitch... now we know who ate all the pies.
by Dannyboy August 08, 2004
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Some stupid tart who eats more then she shits.
And 'licks out' packets of crisps for breakfast.
Oh and of course they drink Diet Coke....why?!?!
by Nathan M July 31, 2003
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1) Derogatory term used to refer to a plus sized individual, in most cases a woman. In some instances the individual may not be a woman, but rather somebody who complains a lot.

2) Signature sandwich of the restaurant Are U Hungry. It is composed of Cheese Steak, Chicken Fingers, Mozzarella Sticks, Mayo, Ketchup and French Fries piled into an 8" Sub Roll or Fajita Wrap, and costs $7.49.
1) a. Damn, look at that fat bitch try to squeeze into the elevator.
b. Man, I dont know what Tim's problem is, but he's really being a fat bitch today.

2) I'd like to order a Fat Bitch.
by Ckeesy August 31, 2008
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n. Person who has to struggle with large folds of skin to witness own feet or genitalia which embitters them and drives them to inflict misery on the rest of the world.
1.) A fat person who also happens to be a bitch.
2.) An obese person intent on causing and reveling in others misery.
3.) My coworker is a fat bitch!
4.) Chantell
by areomalareo May 19, 2006
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(1) As females grow older they increase in size. Their growth continues until the male of the species will no longer mate with her. At this point her transformation into a fat bitch is complete. After this the creature will spend the remaining days siting on the couch watching T.V. and spending the males money.

(2) see: rosie o'donnell ; a large hippopotomas like creature. Most noted for being "A" sexual, because of their ability to have both a penis and a vagina. Noted for spouting ultra liberal ideas that make no sense, along with insane conspiracy theorys.
That fat bitch sits on the couch all day. She let herself go. When i first wlked in i thought rosie odonell was on you couch. Lets leave her outside of an all you can eat buffet with the couch. If you are lucky she won't find her way home after she wakes up. Then you can find a new girl and go buy a new couch
by CarGuy777& March 04, 2010
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