poop fart

ruth, you just pooped!

ruth: no, I farted

Ruth, I had a poop fart

by kitty 9999999999 July 6, 2010

Poop Fart

Somebody who buys you something for a birthday or holiday when you tell them you don't want anything and would rather they save their money.

"Hey dude! What do you want for your birthday?"
"Don't be a poop fart, I don't want anything."

by TheREALslimShady4201223 June 25, 2009

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Post Poop Fart

This is the fart that is released after a massive dump. It is an all-clear sign that you are emptied out.

He had to shit after eating at the buffet. He then released a post poop fart when he got out of the bathroom.

by New English May 7, 2009

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When you're not sure whether its a fart or a turd, but you go for it anyways, you are embarking on the Poop-Fart Gamble.

If you win the gamble, you've only farted. If you lose, you just shit your pants.

I lost the poop fart gamble today at work. I had to waddle to the bathroom and ditched my boxers in the garbage. Fuck.

by honkbert March 15, 2008

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Pre-Poop Fart

noun - The initial rectal air blast prior to taking a shit. Most commonly used as "PPF".

(While taking shits in the locker room)
Rick: "Hey Sid, what was that menacing sound?"
Sid: "Oh it was just my Pre-Poop Fart, I ate WoW chips before practice."

by Zanghai October 28, 2007

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