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Fapternoon 

When your mom goes "shopping" in the afternoon with the black neighbor and you know it will take a while, so you can watch anime tiddies uninterupted for hours. and masturbate vigorously being able to set the volume to a reasonable level. With so much time and dick on your hands, it mosty ends badly. one time you watch some schoolgirls smooching each other in the toilet, the other time you stare at furries sitting on horse cocks dildos with your dick completely numb and a deodorant bottle in your butt.
Man I was home alone and decided to have an impromptu naughty fapternoon. These diarrhea gurgling compilations are quite something.
Fapternoon by DJVoltaire November 12, 2018
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Faternoon 

The afternoon following a rather large lunch where food is consumed to the point where one does nothing but sit and stare as they slip into a food coma.

Alternative definition is as a typo of the word afternoonwhile attempting to send an email while driving.
Oh man, I just at two cheesesteaks for lunch, I'm not going to get anything done this faternoon.
Faternoon by IamThatDad February 4, 2010

Napternoon 

An afternoon in which a nap is taken.
This napternoon, i had a dream that mrs. finklestein, sitting down to breakfast with her longtime butler and confidante, mr. fonzworth, tripped over her own feet and fell into the porridge bowl!!!!!
Napternoon by AJ Norris January 13, 2009

Napternoon 

When you take a nap between 12am and 7pm
Ty told me that she is going to have napternoon on snapchat
Napternoon by Spintzcloud12180 July 10, 2017
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026