When your mom goes "shopping" in the afternoon with the black neighbor and you know it will take a while, so you can watch anime tiddies uninterupted for hours. and masturbate vigorously being able to set the volume to a reasonable level. With so much time and dick on your hands, it mosty ends badly. one time you watch some schoolgirls smooching each other in the toilet, the other time you stare at furries sitting on horse cocks dildos with your dick completely numb and a deodorant bottle in your butt.

Man I was home alone and decided to have an impromptu naughty fapternoon. These diarrhea gurgling compilations are quite something.

Fapternoon by DJVoltaire November 12, 2018

Related Words

Fapternoon • Faternoon • Napternoon

Faternoon

The afternoon following a rather large lunch where food is consumed to the point where one does nothing but sit and stare as they slip into a food coma.

Alternative definition is as a typo of the word afternoonwhile attempting to send an email while driving.

Oh man, I just at two cheesesteaks for lunch, I'm not going to get anything done this faternoon.

Faternoon by IamThatDad February 4, 2010

Napternoon

An afternoon in which a nap is taken.

This napternoon, i had a dream that mrs. finklestein, sitting down to breakfast with her longtime butler and confidante, mr. fonzworth, tripped over her own feet and fell into the porridge bowl!!!!!

Napternoon by AJ Norris January 13, 2009

Napternoon

When you take a nap between 12am and 7pm

Ty told me that she is going to have napternoon on snapchat

Napternoon by Spintzcloud12180 July 10, 2017

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

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