Fake Stoner

Someone who has never smoked weed in their lives but tries to portray themselves as somebody that does. A fake stoner will only listen to music by Snoop Dogg, Wiz Khalifa, Cypress Hill, Bob Marley (And anybody else who sings or raps about weed), they will always wear clothes with something to do with weed, talk about weed 24/7, etc. If you ask them what it's like to smoke weed they will always make a fake story about how they smoked weed and turned into a flying vampire and shit.

Fake stoner: "I smoked a pound of that OG 420 Kush today because I'm so cool."

Person: "Then why is your bong so clean?"

Fake stoner: "Because I just keep it really clean bro."

Fake Stoner by Smokemon97 September 8, 2016

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Fake Stoner

Somebody who smokes weed once, then decides that they must learn everything about marijuana and look at weed accessories all day. They will commonly not give a fuck about anything you say if it doesn't involve weed. They will correct a legit stoner with scientific facts about weed. Also they will call themselves hippies and wear nothing but Rastafarian colors all the time. They only listen to Kottonmouth Kings and other artists who only sing about "smoking the herb" Total fucking grievances.

Me- "Well I just got a joint of purple destroyer, (real strain, dank as all fuck) im going to listen to Bring Me The Horizon"
Fake Stoner- " First of all, strains don't matter, secondly joints are a scientific waste of weed, and finally listen to Bob Marley, what you listen to doesn't even discuss weed, you're not a stoner."
Me- Oh my fucking word, shut up you little wannabe fake stoner!!!!!!

Fake Stoner by AtomicGamer17 July 29, 2013

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Fake Stoner

Aka foner; someone who pretends that they smoke weed erryday

Marina is a fake stoner

Fake Stoner by Digiornopizza May 24, 2016

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stoner fake tits

The token weed enthusiast with artificial softball-like breasts.

Erin: Last night I watched a movie with my sister

Jon: Which sister?

Erin: The one we call Stoner Fake Tits

stoner fake tits by Fuckthatnoise April 27, 2015

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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Gayborhood

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.

"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."

Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006

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