foner
I glanced over at Peter and it seemed as though he had a boner, Peter yelped: "Naaaaa son, it's just a foner!"
foner by Ben the Shastifier May 9, 2005
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A foner is the unexpected erection when one is encountered with or thinks about some kind of delicious food. Foner literally translates to Food Boner.
"Mmm, what y'all cookin up? This smell's giving me a serious foner!"
"Don't mention GBK, the thought will give a foner"
"Don't mention GBK, the thought will give a foner"
Foner by Elenashitgurl February 2, 2014
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A foner is what occurs when talking about, thinking about or preparing to eat a particularly delicious food
"We've got to stop talking about baked Camembert...it's too much!"
Ebony agreed, whole heartedly. "I know. I know. I'm getting a foner just thinking about it."
Ebony agreed, whole heartedly. "I know. I know. I'm getting a foner just thinking about it."
Foner
The female version of a boner. Often when a female gets sexually aroused, excited, etc. Her vagina will experience a pulsing, throbbing sensation. This may last for one moment or a few hours, depending on the subject's arousal.
Francheska- "He took of his shirt and jumped into the pool and when I saw his tattoo I totally got a foner."
Foner by MissKittysAdventures September 6, 2010
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The word to describe a boner you get when your mom explains the feast she will be preparing for thanksgiving.
A food boner.
A food boner.
Mom- "Turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes with roasted marshmallows, honey ham, spaghetti and meatballs...."
You- "Mom! Stop your giving me a foner!"
You- "Mom! Stop your giving me a foner!"