A word to describe a fake boner caused by an unfortunate crease of the pants.
I glanced over at Peter and it seemed as though he had a boner, Peter yelped: "Naaaaa son, it's just a foner!"
The female version of a boner. Often when a female gets sexually aroused, excited, etc. Her vagina will experience a pulsing, throbbing sensation. This may last for one moment or a few hours, depending on the subject's arousal.
Francheska- "He took of his shirt and jumped into the pool and when I saw his tattoo I totally got a foner."
When someone has a boner for their cell phone. ie: they are obsessed with it, love it, can't stop raving about it, etc.
Alex has a real foner for his new Samsung Galaxy NoteII. He won't shut up about it.
Occurs mainly in women's jeans when the zipper curls up near the crotch line in a way in which one appears as if they have a boner.
Gertrude sat down in her chair.
"You have a boner?" Her friend whispered to her.
"No!" Gertrude cried, before hushing to a whisper, "A foner."
The word to describe a boner you get when your mom explains the feast she will be preparing for thanksgiving.
A food boner.
Mom- "Turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, sweet potatoes with roasted marshmallows, honey ham, spaghetti and meatballs...."
You- "Mom! Stop your giving me a foner!"
A FO boner. FO meaning fake or partial, boner meaning erection.
Guy in class: God damn foner! When will it stop??
Faggot boner. Where a homosexual gets a boner off of another guy.
Neill just got a foner off of Willie.