Facewig 

A prosthetic beard. Particularly useful for those who can not grow their own beard. A wig for the face. Known by those who are highly interested in the incognito lifestyle.

"Hey Charlie, have you seen Frank around?"
"Haven't seen him in years...rumor has it, he's in the Witness Protection Program....and they gave him a facewig."
"Boy, we'll never find him now!"

Facewig by Smoothface September 25, 2008

Facefight

1. The passive-aggressive act of making threatening faces to someone when in public, or while in the company of others, as to not make a scene.

2. To mouth curse words in a threatening manner to someone in public, so others don't hear you.

"I got in a major facefight with boyfriend at the restaurant, and gave him looks like I wanted to punch his face in."

"She called me out in front of our friends, and then we got in a facefight; I mouthed every name in the book to her!"

Facefight by JB-money July 9, 2012

facewitter

the process of using facebook as "twitter" by updating ones status with useless information several times a day in order to continuously remain on their friends facebook homepage whenever they login.

Luke: Fucking tits man, every time I log into facebook this bitch always has a new status update. It's really annoying, she's being a total attention whore.

Seb: Yeah dood, shes been facewittering like a twat for roughly a month now...

facewitter by Seb's Toasted December 10, 2009

Facetigate

To investigate a person's profile on the social network, Facebook.com

Jane was planning to Facetigate her boyfriend John's postings on his Facebook profile.

Jane is Facetigating John's postings on his Facebook profile.

Facetigate by RobertBellaHernandez April 22, 2010

FaceWine 

When you and your friends get together on FaceTime to drink wine and have a natter. Particularly relevant in the great COVID screwup of 2020.

Hey Jane, fancy a FaceWine?

FaceWine by El Benjamino April 30, 2020

Facewaggoner 

Person who only mentions a team on social media after a key win or during a successful season. Opposite of a die-hard fan.

Now that the 49ers aren't playing well, the facewaggoners have gone silent.

You only hear from the Chargers' facewaggoners after they beat the Raiders.

Facewaggoner by de1 fueg0 December 21, 2015

facewing 

It is like facepalm, but for birds

The bird facewinged as his friends were arguing about something stupid

facewing by StarBoy336 August 26, 2019