A prosthetic beard. Particularly useful for those who can not grow their own beard. A wig for the face. Known by those who are highly interested in the incognito lifestyle.
"Hey Charlie, have you seen Frank around?"
"Haven't seen him in years...rumor has it, he's in the Witness Protection Program....and they gave him a facewig."
"Boy, we'll never find him now!"
1. A dictionary of addiction.
2. A dictionary of addition.
3. A dictionary that people can't stop reading.
1. "Hey Charlie, what's it mean when someone wants to smoke a lot of crack and stuff?"
"I don't know, Frank, look it up in the addictionary."
"Thanks Charlie, have you seen my pipe?"
2. "Hey Charlie, this dictionary seems incomplete, what should I do now?"
"Go get an addictionary."
"Thanks, hey, is that like when you go online and read about words that are being introduced into pop culture?"
"Its more than that. That's why its an addictionary."
"Shouldn't it be an additionary?"
3. "Hey Charlie, I can't get enough of these definitions!"
"Are you into that addictionary again?"
"Yeah, and I should really start thinking about eating something too."