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Facebushing 

It's when someone loses it on Facebook and starts mocking the innane entries by their so-called "Facebook Friends".

Also, similar to "Suicide by Cop", it is when a Facebook participant doesn't want to simple commit Facebook Suicide themselves, but wants to piss off enough of their friends that they all de-friend them.
Kouts is going crazy, He's facebushing all his current friends and Christos X. just de-friended him!

Did you see Kouts diss Christos X. by facebushing his existence and his posts?
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Facefishing 

An open-ended, brief Facebook status post, often 1-2 words -- such as "hmmm" or "is" -- that is merely bait, intended to solicit quick bites or responses from your audience pool.
FaceFishing post: Hmmmmm...

Biter #1: What is 'Things that make you go...'? I'll take Alphabet Soup for $400.

Biter #2: WTF? You are clearly fishing for comments with an open-ended "hmmmmm."

Biter #1 again: Maybe he's referring to a hummer received last night...or a tasty treat...not sure? Let's ask...
Facefishing by Thor Kaizen July 28, 2009

Faceshing 

The act of posting a status on Facebook about yourself to elicit sympathy or praise from other people.(also see: facebragging).

Contraction of the words Facebook and fishing because it's effectively throwing a line out on Facebook and hoping someone will bite.
Jamie: Bob's Facebook status said he got fired today and the tests came back and he does have herpes.

Bryan: He's probably just Faceshing, don't comment.
Faceshing by Chris Congerio November 7, 2009

Facebunking

The art of looking like you are busy at work when in fact you are using a social network website.
'I had loads of work to do this afternoon but I couldn't be bothered so I just spent it Facebunking.'
Facebunking by EL TEL May 8, 2012

Facebutting

When someone around you checks facebook on their phone so much you feel the need to grab it and fart on it.
Example - "I was at the dear camp last week and this goober kept checking his facebook page so often I snatched his phone and went all facebutting on him"
Facebutting by Dear Camp Taz October 12, 2011

Facebashing 

Making someone look ugly or trying to brake him down by alligations, because he did something you personally didnt want to happen.
Idiot #1: Dude, he is a fucking retard, he cant do anything right, he is a complete idiot.
Idiot #2: Why?
Idiot #1: Well, because i think blablablabla
Idiot #2: Stop facebashing omfg
Facebashing by this is it loloolol January 10, 2010

Facebugging

The act of repeatedly messaging or chatting another using facebook.
Jeez this guy will not stop facebugging me!
Facebugging by Dustin C. Peichl October 19, 2011
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